I was at a talk the other night listening to a nervous grad student present a paper about knots when, for whatever reason – I was thinking about Michael Heizerwham!
An idea came to me:
The eccentric son of a billionaire takes his share of the family fortune and moves to Utah. He buys loads and loads of land, tens of thousands of acres – and, with it, huge digging machines.
This includes state of the art tunnelers, taken straight from the oil industry.

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For the next forty years, one thousand feet below the surface of the earth, he carves every knot known to mathematics, straight through the Jurassic bedrock. They form tunnels, loops, topology; big enough to walk through.
The man makes his way down the list, one by one, carving, tunneling, blasting.
Smooth and toroidal, they are negative sculptures, a textbook in knot theory. They can be studied. Mathematics can be derived from their curves. In two hundred years they will be declared a National Park.
At night, when the man can't sleep, he walks the knots, lonely, underground, sometimes humming.
The knots reverberate.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe if one could travel through the knots fast enough, say, sub-lightspeeds, time travel might be possible.

November 12, 2005 2:16 PM  
Blogger Geoff Manaugh said...

You could put on roller skates and whoosh through loops for hours... until it's yesterday.

November 12, 2005 5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, man. when do we begin?

November 12, 2005 7:01 PM  
Blogger Geoff Manaugh said...

This Thursday. Noon. Look for me.

November 12, 2005 7:59 PM  
Blogger BA(Hons)Lit.Hist; DipBldgCons(RICS) said...

There has to be a loophole in there somewhere....

November 13, 2005 3:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha ha good one Andy

November 14, 2005 4:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

these knots are just like politics: complex, twisted, and go nowhere.

January 01, 2006 2:26 PM  

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