Post-human car park

An apartment building in Washington DC, the Summit Grand Parc, comes complete with a fully automated, multistory, underground car park. If you're rich enough to have a parking spot at the Parc – no pun intended – you just type in your code, leave your car, and then watch as it's inched forward atop a moving platform and deposited into its own specific parking spot deep underground.

"The floor is a giant metal turntable that circumscribes a smaller, car-sized metal rectangle" – a kind of mandala, geometries within geometries, smooth, clipped, automated. "If the car's not too big or fat, the driver – aided by a low-slung mirror and a sign that says 'Drive right' or 'Pull forward' based on data from some more lasers and motion sensors – nestles the tires into two grooves that run diagonally along the length of the metal rectangle." "The underground vault that stores the car is arranged like a closet outfitted with a pair of giant shoe racks." (All quotations from Josh Levin, "The Valet You Don't Have To Tip," 1 April 2004, slate.com).

The possibilities for film sets – *Mission Impossible 3* etc – are immediately obvious. A new Kafka adaptation. A Steve Martin film.

See also this company, and this one, the latter of whom have the rather catchy phrase: "We compact parking space."

The "Wöhr Auto Parksysteme," outlined on their website, includes "parking towers," "Carports," "Multiparkers," and other descriptions of their "innovative parking concept" – the vocabulary alone justifying entire new textbooks in urban planning & design. You can also download cool CAD-files from them.

Hard not to imagine vast automated landscapes operating without human intervention, installed parasitically in the basements and attics and corridors and backyards of all our buildings, the surface of the earth hollow, crawling and turning and flowing across & through itself. Or a new cable channel: The Parking Network. Innovative Parking: The Magazine. Or a new sci-fi novel: *I, Parker*. A man alone in the automated parking decks of an alien planet... Starring Val Kilmer. Sculpted by Auguste Rodin. Car parks that come complete with their own soundtracks, and are wafted continually with rare perfumes.

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Blogger david said...

"vast automated landscapes operating without human intervention, installed parasitically in the basements" sounds like a perfect description of "UNITX - Robotic delivery system"

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April 24, 2009 11:17 PM  

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