The Thirteenth Room

For his or her latest project, a well-known (but not necessarily well-liked) artist convinces a number of architects – from dRMM, ECDM, and Vaillo + Irigaray, to SOM, mos, Beckmann N'Thepe, and INABA – to include in some future building a small room that the artist herself has designed.
It's the exact same room, and it will be repeated again and again, throughout numerous structures around the world – but it will be done without any public acknowledgement that the rooms exist. It's an art project no on knows about.
These rooms' presence inside the buildings will thus be kept a secret; no one will know that they exist, let alone where they all might be.
A hotel in Barcelona, a library in Wales, a private home somewhere in Midi-Pyrénées, a pharmaceutical HQ outside Singapore: these and other projects all contain a room.
Within a year, reports surface on various travel blogs about intense spells of déjà vu experienced by visitors to one or more of these buildings.
Gradually, urban myths even appear – and soon Nick Paumgarten of The New Yorker reports on the rise of something called the "room-detection industry," researching whether or not certain buildings contain identical internal spaces.
It's all very strange and a discussion quite limited to the world of global frequent flyers; the art world, understandably, takes no notice of these rooms at all.
But then the project is revealed a decade later, unexpectedly, in an exclusive interview with Artforum. All ten rooms have been installed, and their locations are made known, complete with an interactive map posted on artforum.com; one of the rooms, however, was demolished in 2011 when the building it was in was taken down (...or was it?, PhD students ask, writing term papers at Princeton).
Many people are amazed by this story; most people don't really care, considering it pure wankery.
Some, however, are thrilled beyond imagining, having themselves long suspected that they might have encountered this very project – a room at the Tokyo airport, or deep inside an outer London convention center – but they had simply filed it away as faulty memories.
But it was real: they really did experience the same environment twice, with no explanation, inside two radically different buildings on opposite sides of the planet.
However, reports of further rooms begin circulating, literally as early as the comments thread on the interview. People simply do not believe that the project is over. There's an eleventh room, some say, in a Seattle hospital – and they've got photographs to prove it. There's a twelfth room in Morocco; a well-known journalist claims to have been there just last week.
Then the knock-offs begin to appear: illegally pirated interiors designed to fool the wary.
None of which would really have interested you, had you not yourself just opened the door of a temporary flat-sit in Sydney, where you'll be for the next two weeks, only to drop your bags to the floor in sheer wonderment.
You've seen this room before..., you realize. It's the thirteenth room...

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10 Comments:

Blogger London Archaeologist and the WIndowless Consultant said...

I think I've seen the demolished room. This room had been the inspiration for Room 101, where Winston Smith, among others, is brought to be tortured into a denial both of truth and the power of fictions. 2+2=5, what I've seen never happened, no other world is possible. If my hunch is right, truth and fiction were preserved, though, your PhD student onto something. The BBC commissioned Rachel Whiteread to take a cast before demolition, briefly showing it in the V&A cast courts, a haunting testimony to the mutual and irrepressible permeation of space by the imagination.

July 12, 2009 6:40 AM  
Blogger Alex Edouard said...

This sounds like a job for Mike Nelson.

July 12, 2009 8:10 AM  
Blogger Arazu said...

This sounds like a job for Jorge Luis Borges.

I don't mean to sound thick, but is this a true story?

July 12, 2009 10:45 AM  
Anonymous Chris Higgins said...

McDonalds has already done this and marketed it. The seeming unrelated buildings in which the spaces are in does make it different though I guess.

July 12, 2009 1:51 PM  
Blogger Stelios said...

f****** *ell

July 12, 2009 2:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

makes me think about pulling my own stunts and creating my own little conspiracy or urban legend. I'd have to keep time stamped proof of myself as the source though, to be leaked eventually. At which point I will deny it and refuse to be interviewed, thereby generating a media frenzy around myself. That's just me

July 12, 2009 9:42 PM  
Blogger Nikki said...

Cool!!

July 17, 2009 2:35 AM  
Blogger The Aufheben Kid said...

This sounds like something the Mad Stork would have done. Or did!

July 17, 2009 10:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i second arazu - is this real? and if so, who is the artist?!?

January 19, 2010 9:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remarkably only 2.5 years later we found this project: It's called a McDonald's kitchen.

Very cool idea for project for those who don't work at global chain restaurants.

February 02, 2012 2:41 PM  

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